Hahahahaha!

Normally, I think bathroom humor is beneath me, but, I have a new Willism...

"Leave me alone, I need some quiet time."

"Why? Are you going to take a poopie?"

No, I'm going to leave a poopie. Why would I want to take a poopie?"

Who am I kidding. Nothing is beneath me, but I like to pretend for the sake of my image!

My boyfreind is funny...

me: you didn't want any blankets. him: no. right before you wake up you do an alligator death roll and yank all the blankets away. Then you look over and assume I just wanted the sheets.

I've seen monkeys with more restraint!
after I grabbed a piece of apple out of his hand

I told Will that I was going to shop online for new sheets, because ours have holes in them...
"Those are speed holes, they make the car go faster"
Apparently that is a Simpsons reference

"You're like a pirahna, there's no negotiation, you just come and eat."
After I raided his plate at dinner

"Most animals don't get caught in their own traps after they set them"
After I tripped over my purse that I had left on the floor