Hahahahaha!

Normally, I think bathroom humor is beneath me, but, I have a new Willism...

"Leave me alone, I need some quiet time."

"Why? Are you going to take a poopie?"

No, I'm going to leave a poopie. Why would I want to take a poopie?"

Who am I kidding. Nothing is beneath me, but I like to pretend for the sake of my image!